Well douche your snatch and let's go!
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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