his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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