Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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