what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
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My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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