Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
not ubering you a puppy
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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