Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
my sisters under your porch take her home
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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