she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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