is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
my poor anus
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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