I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
My feet surprised me
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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