WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
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