You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
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I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
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We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..