i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
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we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
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I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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