Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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