she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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