babies were throwing up all over the place
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Randomize
