so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I queefed so loud it echoed.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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