So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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