So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
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onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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