I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity