she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
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Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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