Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
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You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Come back. Shots need mouths.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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