You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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