I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
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there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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