i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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