well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
