Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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