There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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