if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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