Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
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you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
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I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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