that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
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He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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