Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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