Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
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That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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