Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
