how can u be prego again
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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