There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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