please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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