i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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