I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
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You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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