hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
We need to get me chipped asap
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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