Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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