Don't you send me to vm
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
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I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
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She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
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I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
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