he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
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i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
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P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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