no, he came in my armpit
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
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He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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