So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
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just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
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I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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