Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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