Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
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I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
i think i have two assholes
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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