Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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