How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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