you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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