You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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