Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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