Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
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they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
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These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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