I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
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Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Randomize