I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Actions speak louder than pants.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
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