i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
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thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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