You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I look better un-naked...
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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